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maureenoco

  1. "When I eat my feelings, the scarbs go straight to my hips." "Pass the Cheetos, I could use some scarbs." about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. scarbs: carbohydrates ingested to repair emotional scars. #amirite #whereismychicklitbookdeal about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @cerealcommas I am very happy in New York. about 4 hours ago via web
  4. My sleek black dog gets excited and playful only when the other dog is fluffy and white. Fetish? about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. #cringe RT @raywert: This is an example of comments you should NOT let your boyfriend post on the site you intern at: http://bit.ly/bXemQn 9:04 PM Sep 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @tweetzalcoatl Re: "Rougher than a nun's tit": You'd think nuns would have soft tits, well preserved for lack of use? 8:57 PM Sep 3rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tweetzalcoatl
  7. "It used to be when you were walking down the street, and someone said, 'Hello,' he was being friendly. Today he’s just answering a phone." 4:53 PM Sep 3rd via web
  8. Oldest typewriter repairman in New Haven: "Typewriters you can own. I think a computer owns you." http://is.gd/eTkFt via @hgparker 4:44 PM Sep 3rd via web
  9. Oh how awkward. RT @Slate: Teen accidentally texts sheriff asking to buy pot http://slate.me/aitSoj 4:36 PM Sep 3rd via web
  10. GREAT SCOT MAD MEN SPOILER OF GLORY http://twitpic.com/2ky4bs It involves California, I think. 3:23 PM Sep 3rd via web
  11. My favorite household appliance is my Whirlypop Stovepop Popcorn Maker. 1:23 PM Sep 3rd via web
  12. Plague-smuggling mad scientist who shut down Miami Airport is a white guy from Texas who works in Saudi Arabia http://gawker.com/5629653/ 1:15 PM Sep 3rd via web
  13. Where the hell did this third acting Olsen sister come from? Did anyone know she existed? Why didn't I? http://gawker.com/5628664/ 12:28 PM Sep 2nd via web
  14. Surprising Wikipedia discovery of the day: Penis Fencing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_fencing 11:06 AM Sep 2nd via web
  15. Last meals of death row inmates: A photo essay http://su.pr/2GMx4q @MotherJones 2:23 PM Sep 1st via web
  16. I'm obsessed with Bristol Palin's new Hollywood look. Mystic tan! Fake eyelashes! http://gawker.com/5627359/ 7:49 AM Sep 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Now that I have witnessed the miracle of life, I guess I've accomplished enough for one day, and can sleep soundly and with contentment. 11:00 PM Aug 31st via web
  18. Umbilical cord gets tied off. It's a little boy. He has a pink hat on. Does pink mean "boy" in the Netherlands? 11:00 PM Aug 31st via web
  19. Update: Dutch livestream birth lady has completed her delivery. She is cradling it now, while her afterbirth floats around. 10:57 PM Aug 31st via web
  20. I can't tell if she's really calm, or if my computer is freezing. 10:49 PM Aug 31st via web